Not in a million years....

Well maybe only 1 more year or so will I not go out to eat for dinner with Trent. We didn't have any charcoal and I was really craving a steak so I talked the family into going out to eat. Trent is usually getting tired around 6:30ish and he is in bed by 8:00. We got to the restaurant around 7:00. He was actually doing alright. We sat down and he enjoyed the rolls; still acting ok. I am think "I can do this. He isn't really that bad." Then he starts being a 14 month old little boy! He looks at me every time he tries to put a peanut in his mouth knowing that I am going to grab it and put it in the bucket. Then he takes the FULL bucket of peanuts and dumps them onto the table. We sing the clean up song and he helps pick up the peanuts. Then he decides to be silly again and he throws the peanuts across the table at Mariah. It is pretty funny to see a flying peanut hit Mariah (he has a pretty good arm) and my laughing makes him want to do it even more. I try to keep from laughing and continue picking up. Then he finds the sugar packets and starts doing the same thing with them. I take those away and the servers start line dancing and I get him to watch them. He starts to dance in my lap and I am hoping the song lasts until we get our dinner. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, I get an EXTREMELY COLD feeling on my pants and in a split second realize Trent grabbed my FULL glass of ice water and dumped it out all over me and him. Of course the cloth napkins that they give you don't soak up anything. I try to dry it all up the best I can. Our food finally comes and I tell the family to eat as fast as you can so we can hurry up and get home to get dry clothes on. What an experience! Oh yeah...you are probably asking yourself how he was getting into everything if he was in a high chair? Well the table they sat us at was not very high chair friendly. The booth was up on a step and the high chair was scooted up to the step but was still half a foot away from table! We decided to let him sit in a booster which Brent quickly sat down next to Mariah leaving me to sit next to Trent! How convenient honey! :)